“How did Flash make that hairy stuff on the floor?”
(Asking about how Flash built my office and how, specifically, he made the shag carpet; Avery has lived exclusively in houses with hardwood and tile covered floors.)
Best-Dressed Brew
“Mom! You bought a shirt for your beer bottle!”
(After observing me carrying a koozie-covered beer bottle on an evening walk with Einstien, the neighbor’s dog.)